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A s a video game, Max Payne was fairly groundbreaking for its time, offering a cool, but gritty crime noir about a New York City cop driven to the edge by the murder of his family. Yet as stylish and fun as the storytelling and game-play were, with a tongue-in-cheek name like Max Payne, the game was clearly an homage to action classics rather than a serious story. As a movie, the game is gone, and with it, surprisingly, most of the action. What does that leave? And with virtually no action for the first hour of the film, it's a tediously paced action film at that.
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News News. Show me a movie cop turned anti-hero who doesnt care a lick about justice or self-preservation as he systematically gets rid of the bad guys, and Ill show you a Man With a Flashback. Nine times out of 10, that flashback involves a saintly wife, and you know from the soft-focus photography and her beatific smile that shes dead-dead-dead.
That's a recipe for disaster, and "Max Payne" is more than happy to fulfill its destiny as a noxious actioner devoid of humanity, elementary cinematic language, and thespian nuance. Once again the game world collides with the multiplex, and once again I question the point of taking an interactive experience and turning it into a conventional feature film, omitting the specificity that made the property viable in the first place. Mourning his dead wife and baby, detective Max Payne Mark Wahlberg has spent the last three years hunting the killers who tore apart his idyllic life. After a chance meeting with a Russian prostitute Olga Kurylenko , a clue is left behind by her gruesome death, leading Max closer to an energy drug that produces hallucinogenic visions of demons, the possible motive behind the slaughter of his family.